Homemade Anecdotes About Cats
Cats are very special animals, which arouse enormous interest and curiosity in all of us. For this reason, there are many legends, stories and myths of popular culture that involve these felines, their instinctive abilities and supposed ‘extrasensory’ powers. Next, we will see some homemade anecdotes about cats, their appearance, behavior and relationship with humans.
5 homemade anecdotes about cats
1. A cat, its owner, and an unusual visit to the vet
On any given day like today, a lady of a certain age enters a veterinary clinic carrying a cat in a carrier. The woman asks to speak to the vet about a very urgent problem to tell her about.
The woman claims that her sister, during the previous week, had woken up with a worm in her bed. Upon hearing the story, and without really understanding why the woman consulted him, the professional suggests that his sister seek a doctor. And he immediately asks the reason for his visit to his clinic …
But the lady had not finished her story yet and continued explaining the problem. Then, he tells her that his sister had already turned to the doctor, who had prescribed an antiparasitic . He had even taken the medication the weekend, the night before and on the same day.
Already feeling tired of the incoherent story, the vet comments that it seemed perfect to him that the sister followed the orders of her doctor. However, and again, the woman had not finished her story yet …
The lady goes on to say that her sister had removed a three-meter-long parasite from the kitten (an unpleasant image to imagine). To which the vet replies that there are tapeworms from cows and pigs, which can measure even more.
It wasn’t the worm, it was the cat
The lady continues with her story, always very nervous… She tells him that her sister had put the huge parasite in a jar to show it to her doctor. Logically, the vet asks him about what the doctor had told him when he saw such a worm.
But the woman tells him that they couldn’t get to the doctor with the parasite, because her cat had eaten it. So her real vet query was to know what she could do with her feline after that nasty episode with the worm.
2. A flirty home, a plump kitten and an unexpected ending
On the fifth floor of a very charming building lived a woman of almost 60 years old. The woman, who was always very well dressed, was the proud owner of a black kitten named Cindy.
One day, the lady goes to the veterinary clinic very concerned about her pussy’s overweight and nervousness. According to her, Cindy had gained weight quickly and was more restless than usual.
The vet asks a few questions to check for symptoms, but does not find any signs of illness. Then, ask the lady if her pussy was whole or had been neutered. To that the lady replied that she did not like to castrate her animals and that Cindy had never had an operation.
The vet proceeds with a thorough physical examination, especially on the kitten’s abdomen. After feeling her belly and detecting the presence of developing fetuses, the doctor looks at the woman and says: “But ma’am, is your cat pregnant and you haven’t told me anything?”
Showing some anger at the professional’s question, the lady answers: “ No, sir, that’s impossible. Cindy never leaves my apartment. ” Of course, the vet makes a shocked face and, for a few seconds, doubts his own diagnosis.
But Cindy was not so alone …
The vet, looking out of his window, sees a large and beautiful feline in the window of a neighboring apartment. In this way, you ask your client: “Sorry, ma’am, but you haven’t told me if you have another cat in your apartment.”
– “If you haven’t asked me that, doctor. Yes, in fact, I have another cat at home ”, the woman answers with a tone between tired and angry.
– “I beg your pardon, ma’am, but tell me, is this cat male or female?” The vet asks with clear relief to see that his veterinary knowledge had not failed.
As you can imagine, the woman replies that she has a male cat. With a half smile on his face, the vet asks him if the other kitten is neutered.
– “Doctor, I already told you that I don’t like castrating my animals. My kitten is whole ”, the lady answers again, with some anger in her tone of voice.
Faced with this response, the vet informs him that his cats had mated and Cindy was pregnant. With total and sincere horror upon hearing this statement, the lady affirms with great confidence:
– “Impossible, doctor, he is your brother.”
Taking advantage of these funny homemade anecdotes about cats, we remind you of the importance of maintaining effective reproductive control in our kittens. Also, remember to offer adequate preventive medicine to your pets throughout their lives.
